| People
who say that Britain and America are "divided by a common language" have
obviously never been to Dorchester. Here's a rough transcript of a conversation
I had with one of the stewards outside the Avenue Stadium, on arriving half
an hour late for a match there...
Me:
"How do I get in?"... Steward: "Oii rackn yow dawn byrr a bit
mesenn ee"... Me: "Oh. Are there any turnstiles still open?"
Steward: "Bee a whoile afarr ee get in arroaarrrr."
...Me: "Shall I go to the front entrance then?" ...
Steward: "Forree three'aclaaark by tooime arr." ..
Me: OK, thanks for your help."
But then what
do I know? I'm just a thick Northener after all! Dorchester are amongst many
people's favourites for the title this season, and the Magpies certainly
have the facilities to join the Conference - whichever division it might
be. Much praised new ground built in the early 90's on Duchy of Cornwall
land, so had to be "Prince Charles-approved". So, the stand was roofed with
finest traditional Dorset slate, the terraces hewn from the living rock,
and the goalposts hand carved by an old but wise carpenter from the hills.
(At least in Prince Charles' imagination - bless him!)
From the outside,
the ground actually bears more than a passing resemblance to the swanky Tesco's
superstore next door (built on the site of the old ground). An impressive
main stand, covered terrace at one end, open at the other, narrow terrace/
facilities along one side. A hell of a journey for most Dr. Marten's League
fans, but worth it for the breathtaking scenery as you pass
Yeovil. |